10 Ways That C-Sections and Vaginal Births Are Exactly The Same

Disclaimer:  If I use the word “vagina” in the title of a post, consider that your warning about skipping this one if you yourself do not own a vagina.  

For many women, birth either involves an actual human getting pushed out of your vagina, or an actual human getting pulled from your womb through an honest to goodness operation.  That you are most likely awake for.

Yes, babies are “supposed” to be born through the appropriate exit door.  I am well aware of the statistics that show how care providers coerce women into c-sections, and urge complacency so that women do not advocate for themselves as they birth.  Not every woman who has a c-section “needs” one, regardless of what your definition of “needs” is.  Yes, we should trust our bodies.  Yes, we were born to do this.  Yes, doulas and midwives are amazing and an integral part of the puzzle that leads to empowered birth. Yes, c-sections can sometimes affect early breastfeeding relationships.  Yes, some women hate their scars.  Yes, we need to educate women about how to labor effectively and what labor is really like,  and what is normal and what is not and what coercion sounds like and on and on and on and VAGINA.

BUT….

If after all of that, you have a c-section, or (gasp) just want a c-section,

You are not broken.

Your scar is a prologue.  You are still in charge of writing the chapters that follow.  Your motherhood journey belongs to you.

No one should co-opt your c-section story for their birth agenda.  Just like shaming women about how they breastfeed or formula-feed is anti-feminist, so is shaming them and questioning them about how they birth.

Epidural?  Good for you.  Home birth after a c-section?  Rock on, Mama.  Pitocin on a slow drip because it’s time to birth this baby?  Phenomenal.  Burning sage by your kneecaps while upside-down on an ironing board?  10 years ago I would’ve thought it was some kinky sex trick, but now, I say “turn that breech baby mama, turn him around”.  Planned c-section because you have a serious medical condition?  Pick that birth date my friend.  Unexpected c-section because your labor never progressed?  There are mesh panties at the end of this for you, my dear.  We all get the same party favors once our bundle of joy arrives.

And with that, I present to you 10 Ways That C-Sections and Vaginal Births Are Exactly The Same:

1.  The baby has to come out.  Who hasn’t looked at their giant belly in the mirror right around 37 weeks, and thought to themselves “You know, leg cramps and heartburn and stretch marks and hip pain and endless trips to the bathroom really aren’t that bad.  Not when you compare them to actually having to remove a human being from inside of you.  Maybe I can just stay pregnant forever.  So I don’t have to deal with figuring out how the whole ‘get the baby out’ process happens.”

2.  Birth hurts.  I don’t care how zen you are about labor or surgery, birth fucking hurts.  I know that’s normal.  I know that drugs can help.  I know that there are mental and physical and narcotical (why isn’t that a word?) ways to mitigate the pain.  Still hurts.  Because regardless of how your baby arrives, they are still bigger than your vagina.  Or a bikini-line incision.  And if you’re on pain meds, at some point those wear off and you are left with the startling reality that your baby is now on the outside of you.  Ouch.

3.  You’re in charge.  Wait, wait, wait….stay with me here.  One of the biggest myths about birth, is that the doctors are in charge. They’re not.  You are.  Well ok….your baby is actually.  But then you.  You’re the Vice President of being in charge.  Want to do skin-to-skin in the recovery room after your c-section? Tell them.  Want to attempt the ring of fire without an episiotomy?  Tell them.  Want to wear the expensive birthing nightgown that everyone told you you’d just bleed all over anyway…well, pretty lady, be my guest.  You have the right to control as much of your birth as you want to.  Until you can’t anymore.

4.  When things go to hell, you still have to breathe.  Because you’re in charge of your birth, until you’re not.  If things go haywire, and the nurses start rushing around, it can be heartbreaking to have your plan pushed aside.  Heartbreaking, terrifying, and unexpected.  But you still have to breathe.  Breathe through your contractions.  Breathe into the oxygen mask.  Breathe in the anesthesia.  Breathe in life, so that you can give life to your baby.

5.  You deserve someone to hold your hand, and tell you that you are doing a damn fine job.  Bonus points if that person holds your hair back as you puke, rubs your shoulders, and cries when the baby comes out.  Triple bonus points if that person is a doula, because they know the magic tricks about all of this birthy business.  Even c-sections.

6.  Steal all of the mesh panties.  Forget hoarding all the extra diapers.  You can get those anywhere.  What you can’t find at Target, are the best things to hit your wardrobe since yoga maternity pants.  The best piece of underwear that never graced a Victoria’s Secret fashion show.  They aren’t just “boy briefs”, they’re “grandma briefs”, but they are the softest, stretchiest, most breathable piece of hospital grade non-fabric in the entire universe.  They make your freshly ripped open stomach or freshly ripped open vagina feel divine (see? same, same).  And most importantly, they will fit the world famous, ginormous, epically huge, could be a pillow for a mini dachshund but is actually a PAD that will go between your legs.  Because of course,

7.  It won’t be just your baby that comes out of your vagina.  News flash:  All the goodness that was keeping your baby alive in your womb?  It has to come out now.  And even if you have a c-section, the doctor can’t just clean you all up in there and remove it (silly me, but I asked that).  The bleecchhh has to come out.  And come out it does.

8.  Your baby is hungry.  And your first job as a mother is to feed that little baby.  You will still have to make your feeding wishes known.  Ask to have baby put to your breast if that’s what you want.  Ask the nurse for a bottle if that’s your plan.  Demand that a lactation consultant sit next to you until baby stops crying, or ask your doula to show you how to latch the baby on.  Ask the nurse to explain how much formula your little one needs.  Have your partner write down baby’s wet and dirty diapers so that you can keep track.  It doesn’t matter how you feed or how you birth.  Your job from now on is to be the best waitress that you can be.

9.  Speaking of hungry, you might want a cheeseburger.  And fries with ranch.  And a strawberry milkshake.  Because now you’ll have room in your stomach, and omg birth is so much hard work!

10.  You just birthed a frickin’ BABY.  An actual human just came out of your BODY.  See that beautiful, kinda squished-up, screaming, perfect little tiny person?  That baby was INSIDE of you just a few minutes ago.  You grew him, you protected him, you dreamed of him, and you did everything that you could to make sure that he arrived safely into this world.  It doesn’t matter if he made his grand entrance in an operating room, or in a birthing tub, or with your feet planted firmly in stirrups, or in the back of an ambulance in the hospital parking lot (yes, K, you win for favorite birth story!).  Birthing your baby was your job, and you did it like a boss.  You did it.  You wrote your own story.  And if you think that was hard work, well, just wait for the next part.

So mamas, listen closely.  Do not let the story of your birth define your motherhood.  YOU define your motherhood.  You worked SO hard to get that baby here.  And now he is yours.  And the lessons of birth are yours to teach him.  “You are loved.  You are wanted.  You are brave.  And I did everything in my power to help you find your way into my arms”.

MommyMaxBenSnuggle

 

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Comments:

  1. Love it! Fantastic!
    Funny and real! 😉 Your writing is so damn good!

    Thanks for the eye opener, because although, I had a vaginal delivery… I didn’t know all the details of a cesarean birth!

    It cracks me up when people ask the ‘natural’ question…
    because I’m always like…
    ‘You know what’s ‘natural’!? Women get pregnant, they carry a baby, that baby HAS to be born… a baby, literally, comes OUT of them… they birth it! That’s nature!” 🙂
    ~ Who cares how… a baby is born, loved, and welcomed into the world no matter how it got here! 🙂

  2. Thank you! As someone who planned a home birth with doula and a midwife and ended up with a c-section, then for the 2nd child planned a Vbac and end up with a c-section, your words spoke to my heart. Thank you so very much.

  3. You said it so right, loved reading this! I had 3 planned c-sections and always had people ask me why I chose to go that route. Your words make so much sense and have so much meaning. Thank you for this

  4. Thanks for writing this! I’m a L&D RN and a few of us on the floor have read this and said AMEN! 🙂

    • Sara, hearing that brings a huge smile to my face 🙂 SO much respect and appreciation for all of you L&D Nurses….you guys are amazing!!

  5. I can’t thank you enough for this article – it is exactly what I needed to hear that no one has been able to say up to this point.

    I just gave birth to my first child four weeks ago and I had felt like I had the worst labour experience ever. I was already being induced (because of medical reasons) which I had a hard time with losing the excitement of going into labour, but I convinced myself that few woman get to plan the day their baby would be born and somewhere in there was a blessing.

    I had been 2 cm four days prior to my induction and I was convinced that when they checked me at the hospital that I would be at least 6 cm and ready to go. I was still 2. Hours later, still 2.17 hours later I made it to 3 cm, but I could feel the tension in the room. Nurses talking amongst each other in a whisper I couldn’t make out, but I knew. I knew they were planning a c-section. My biggest fear was about to come true. I felt like less of a woman in the moment they told me that my blood pressure was dropping and because of failure to progress, I was going in for surgery. I felt like I wasn’t going to be able to perform what I was made to do and that I would be missing out on a beautiful moment. I broke down and felt like I had no choice. I was wheeled away to have my baby cut out of me.

    4 weeks later, I am still coming to terms with everything, but it is getting easier to talk about and reading this article has given me a new perspective. So thank you again and I hope more women read this to help them come to terms with the way their baby came into this world.

    On a side note, nothing is more true than the mesh underwear! Take what you can get!

  6. i walked into the hospital thinking i was in normal labor – after 5 minutes of being on the monitor they rushed in with an oxygen mask and started prepping me for an emergency c section due to severe variable decells. while i was blessed to have a very easy c section recovery, i still struggle with the feeling of failure of having a c section. i also had bf struggles so this blog in total has been an swer to my prayers! thank you thank you thank you for making me feel so much better!

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