Thanks for worrying so much about me over the last few months. It’s nice to know that you guys are keeping up to date on how crazy my life is….but I wanted you to know that I am DOING GREAT! After the great Neocate Experiment, my doctors finally figured out that my belly needed some help with emptying. And that my acid needed to be kept in check a little more.
And then my mom might’ve gotten kinda bitchy at them and asked not very nicely if I could start eating solids again. Thank goodness my doctors know how to deal with bitchy moms, ’cause they said OK.
And here I am, eating the first solid food I had in a month…..a BANANA! And let me tell you, it was the best fucking banana I’ve had in my life. Sorry Mom, but it was! Want to know what made it even better?