So Jack, I hear that you’re going to be a BIG cousin soon, right around our birthdays! Times TWO! That’s pretty cool! How do you feel about that?
Yeah, I think you’ll be a great role model too. Those little babies will be VERY lucky to have you teach them everything they need to know! How ’bout this….let’s pretend that I’m one of your baby cousins…..and you can start by telling me all of the secrets of sleeping through the WHOLE night! Ready? Go!