So here’s the deal-io. I’ve mastered some very important skills. LAST week. But because my mommy is a slacker, we have to pretend like I’m just learning these things when she posts them LATE.
So go back with me. WAY back.
Flashforward: I can get myself from the couch all the way to the kitchen floor. Yep. You heard me. MYSELF. But before that happened, I had to practice some slick moves. Like these….
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