Sean and I were in the checkout line at Safeway tonight, and after we had paid for our groceries the guy handed us our receipt and said:

“Thank you Mr. Simon…..and Mrs. Simon”

to which Sean replied “Oh….she’s not my wife. She’s just the mother of my child”

Really funny, except for the 8 year old with the freckles and thick glasses who was behind us and heard EVERYTHING. You should have seen how far his jaw dropped!