I’m propped up on the bed, and Sean is lying next to me. My uterus starts to tighten up, so I have him put his hand on my belly.

Kim: Do you feel that?

Sean: Yeah….it’s really hard over here on one side, but not on the other. Like your uterus is lopsided.

Kim: Maybe that’s the baby over on this side? Or maybe it’s Braxton-Hicks contractions? Wait….with Braxton-Hicks your entire uterus contracts, right? So it must be the baby if I’m only feeling it on one side? Right??

Sean: Why are you asking ME? How the f*** would I know what a contraction feels like???

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